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"Marken Collins":
I will like to know the present condition?

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Jag:
Since my ad clearly states the iPad is in an unopened box, I don’t know what condition the iPad is in. I sure hope Apple didn’t put any used crap in it, with a broken, smudgy screen and no accessories. Or how about this – you open the box and there’s no iPad in it at all, only a grilled cheese sandwich!? How strange would that be?! You never know, I guess. Tell you what, if the iPad should turn out not being in perfect shape I’ll give you a 5% discount. How does that sound?

However, if you find anything really valuable – like an iPhone 5 prototype or a USB-stick that reads “property of Steve Jobs” – that will not be included in the sale. I trust you will be honest about this and tell me, if that should happen. Ok?

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"Marken Collins":
i I'm Marken Collins i will like to buy your item to my chatting lover in united kingdom so i will be paying you via paypal or bank  transfer so i will like to know the final price you are willing to sell it if so get back to me asap.ok

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Jag:
Sorry about that, after I wrote about those grilled cheese sandwiches I couldn't stop thinking about them, so I stayed home from work all week just munching away! What a great week it's been! I'm happy you are interested in the iPad, let's do business! The final price is 49500 kr, I hope that's ok! I will throw in a clone of my penis for free, for your chatting lover - is that ok?

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"Marken Collins":
Thanks for your urgent mail,  so all i need you to do for me now is your bank or PayPal details so that i can go for the payment so send me your bank or PayPal details like below:

Your Name: / Bank Name: / Iban: / Total cost:

OR

Your Name: / PayPal Email address:

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Jag:
Great, here are my Paypal details:

Name: Ivana Fakalot
Email: [email protected]

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